Told him the news would be on in about 8 minutes. He smiled at me and said it’s almost enough time to have his bath, a wicked grin on his face.

“Let’s go!”

“You can’t do a good job in 8 minutes. Whose idea was it to have a bath, anyway?”

“It was your idea but we can bathe after the news.”

“Do you think I have nothing better to do with my time than bathing?” (He was serious here)